THE CURIOUS INDEX IS SO TEXAS

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The Norwegian slang adjective for "crazy or chaotic" is Texas.

As in "it's completely Texas that nobody died in that bus crash!"

As in "when that musk ox got into the greengrocer things got Texas real fast!"

As in "the ending of the Michigan-Michigan State game was the most Texas thing I've ever seen!"

Oh, yeah. I guess that one works here, too.