Because we are 1) in the same place at the same time and 2) idiots, Spencer and I compiled our ideal Celebrity Jeopardy panels. Then we got Jane in on it, because of course we did. The only rule was that our squads could not overlap; otherwise, I'd have Alex Jones on mine as well, as should all of you.
Returning Champion - Nas
Challenger - Alex Jones
Challenger - Ina Garten
Returning Champion - Werner Herzog
Challenger - Randy Travis
Challenger - Dikembe Mutombo
Returning Champion - Serena Williams
Challenger - Axl Rose
Challenger - David Attenborough
We encourage you to come up with other promising panels in the comments. You should probably nab Elvira while you still can.