THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL WILL ALWAYS BE A SMOOTH OPERATOR

Today, Helen Folasade Adu turns 56 years old. You probably know her from this:

What this video reveals is that there are two kinds of people in this world. The first are people who enjoy grooving to Sade - the dancers, the other patrons in the club, me, and so on. And the other kind are ruthless criminals and their skanky associates.

So, really, it's up to you which kind of person you want to be. All I'll say is this: my parents are fairly straight-laced people. Did they own, and play, a Sade cassette tape when I was a kid? You're damn right they did.