Hi, I'm Coach Terry Bowden.
A lot of men ask me, "Coach, what's the secret behind your lustrous head of hair?" And I tell them all the same thing - clean living, good genes, and a little bit of Minwax twice a month. Y'see, I don't believe in fussin too much with what the good Lord gave ya. Nothing's more beautiful than confidence, y'all!
Derek down at ColorFormz? Never heard of him. This press conference is over, haters.