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EDSBSGPS: WEEK 2 IS FOR INGRATES

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STOP FROWNING YOU BABY

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Look at you. You whined for month after month - "oh, when is college football coming back, I miss college football, I'd even watch a UMass game right now." And then the season and finally returns and what do you do? You don't make it a month without complaining about a weak schedule of games. Santa hears you, and he is very, very disappointed. Now you'll be lucky to get a Georgia Tech for Christmas.

Here is where we will be watching the games and being thankful.

SPENCER HALL, SOMEWHERE IN THE PACIFIC NORTHWEST YET TO BE DETERMINED BY LOCAL AUTHORITIES: Wandering around for hours in a panicked stupor, Mizzou-Toledo, where did I get this machete, USC-Stanford, EMU-Florida, I think the birds can hear my thoughts, Sparty-Ducks, let us become allies my bird friends!

JANE, OUR NATION'S CAPITAL: Kansas State-Iowa State, UAB-Mississippi State, USC-Stanford, Ole Miss-Vanderbilt, Michigan-Some Failed Basketball School That Only Gets Probationary Status In The ACC Because They're Awful At Parties, Anger-Sleep.

RYAN NANNI, NEW YORK'S HOTTEST CLUB: Oklahoma-Tulsa, WKU-Wes Lunt's Family Band, Trojans-Trees, There is no Florida game, MSU-Oregon, Michigan-ND, VT-Ohio State