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WEEK FIVE AS PREVIEWED BY OUTKAST LYRICS

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IN HONOR OF OUTKAST WEEKEND IN ATL, A PREDICTIVE SELECTION FROM WEEK FIVE

Iowa at Purdue

Fat titties turn to teardrops as fat ass turns to flab

Sores that was open wounds eventually turn to scab

--"13th Floor/Growing Old," Outkast

Minnesota at Michigan

Sometimes I wonder how I get over

The weight of everything is tearing up my soul but

Shit is heavy like the world on my shoulder

People telling me be strong like a soldier

But I suffer tremendous damage

--"Tremendous Damage", Big Boi

Tennessee at Georgia

One to da two, da three, da four

Dem dirty Red Dogs done hit the door

And they got everybody on they hands and knees

And they ain't gonna leave until they find them keys

--"Dirty South, Goodie Mob and Outkast

Temple at UConn

Kim: But girl...

Cookie: What?

Kim: Dick so short!

(Short!)

--"Kim and Cookie (Interlude)" Outkast

Baylor at Iowa State

No drugs or alcohol

so I can get the signal clear as day

Put my Glock away I got a stronger weapon

That never runs out of ammunition

so I'm ready for war okay

--"ATLiens," Outkast

Duke at Miami

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Cause the whole, world, loves it when you don't get down

(Bah bah-da, bah bah bah-da da)

And the whole, world, loves it when you make that sound

(Bah bah-da, bah bah bah-da da)

And the whole, world, loves it when you're in the news (Bah bah-da, bah bah bah-da da)

And the whole, world, loves it when you sang the blues (Bah bah-da, bah bah bah-da da)

--"The Whole World," Outkast

Florida State at NC State

'Cause they know where you live and they've seen what ya drive

And they say they gonna put one in your helmet

'Cause you brag 'bout that watch, and all them things that you got

Them dirty boys turn your poundcake to red velvet

--"Red Velvet", Outkast

Louisiana Tech at Auburn

Livin by the grace of God

At the pace of the Devil life is hard, we speedballin

With no time to waste

The treble tends to weeble wobble over the bass, we speedballin

Nose wanna blow out steam

So make some fuckin noise if you know what I mean, we speedballin

--"Speedballin'," Outkast

Texas at Kansas

I met a gypsy and she hipped me to some life game

To stimulate then activate the left and right brain

Said baby boy you only funky as your last cut

You focus on the past your ass'll be a has what

--"Rosa Parks," Outkast

Florida (bye week)

'96 gon' be that year that all y'all playa haters can bite me,

I'm out this bitch

--"Elevators (Me and You)", Outkast

Mizzou at South Carolina

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Sir Luscious got gator belts and patty melts and Monte Carlos And El Dorados

I'm waking up out of my slumber feeling like Ralo

So follow it's showtime at the Apollo Minus the Kiki Shepard

What about a ho in a leopard-print

Teddy Pendergrass cooler than Freddie Jackson Sippin a milkshake in a snowstorm

Left my throat warm in the dorm room at the AU

We blew hay too, athletes might take you

But you must have me mistaken with them statements that you make

Cause

Ain't nobody dope as me

I'm just so fresh and clean

(So fresh and so clean clean)

--"So Fresh and So Clean", Outkast