THE CURIOUS INDEX HAS BEEN CLEARED BY THE SEC OFFICE

NOTHING TO SEE HERE. Florida beat Kentucky fair and square. SEC officials said so, and if you can't trust them, who can you t(house built by Penn Wagers Construction collapses in on itself)

LOVING YOU. Is easy cause we're really drunk / Doo doo doo doooooo / AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AND THE WORST POWER FIVE CONFERENCE TEAM IS ...Wake Forest, according to the latest S&P+ rankings at Football Outsiders! Only ten teams in all of FBS are below the #118 Demon Deacons, and two of them are teams Michigan beat. So let's just cut to the chase and send Brady Hoke to Winston-Salem.

AN EXPERIMENT. What happens when both Dan Rubenstein and I get up before seven, fly all day, and then pretend we know what happened in the college football weekend. Virginia praise, that's what!

ETC. Don't do this, Coca-Cola. Just don't. "We ain't out to hurt nobody," Billy Bice explained. "But if they snatch my wife's purse and I have my gun, it will make my day." Why are we building unkillable robots?