THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL WON'T LET YOU GO BACK

1. You actually graduated, Matt Leinart, and you have a degree in sociology from the University of Southern California. So you'd likely be going back to get a master's, and that's going to be an entirely different experience. Assuming that's also in sociology, you've then got about a 50/50 chance of working at an educational institution, at least according to American Sociological Association surveys. You'd be back at college forever.

2. You left school early, Heath Shuler, but then you went back and finished your psychology degree program. Then you served in Congress for three terms, and now you are a lobbyist for Duke Energy. You don't really want to go back to college, Heath. You don't even want to be eating in this diner.

3. You are actually a successful physician, Brian Bosworth.