OPEN THREAD: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE MUSIC
IT'S TIME TO LIGHT THE LIGHTS
IT'S TIME TO GET THINGS STARTED WITH A FOOTBALL GAME TONIGHT

IT'S TIME TO PUT ON FACE PAINT
IT'S TIME TO DRINK AND FIGHT
IT'S TIME TO RAISE THE CURTAIN ON A FOOTBALL GAME TONIGHT

WHY DO WE HAVE AN OFFSEASON
I GUESS WE'LL NEVER KNOW
IT'S A SPECIAL KIND OF TORTURE
TO WATCH GOLF IN APRIL

AND NOW LET'S GET THINGS STARTED
WHY DON'T YOU GET THINGS STARTED
IT'S TIME TO GET THINGS STARTED
ON THE MOST SENSATIONAL INSPIRATIONAL CELEBRATIONAL WHEELROUTETIONAL
THIS IS WHAT WE CALL A FOOTBALL SHOWWWWW