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[clears throat]
[blows into pitchpipe]
I don't want a lot this season
There is just one thing I need
I don't care about the standings
Or who wins the ACC
I just want your record blown
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
All I hate this season is you
[band kicks in]
I don't want a lot this season
There is just one thing I need
I want to see Alabama
Lose a game to Tennessee
I don't need to hang a trophy
There up in my trophy case
Win 10 games, won't make me happy
Or a bowl on New Year's Day
I just want to share my hate
Virginia over Florida State
Make my wish come true
Baby all I hate this season is you
Oh I won't ask for much this season
I won't wish for Heisman votes
I'm just gonna keep on hatin'
When you lose to the Catamounts
I won't make a poll and send it
To the playoff committee
I'll just sit and watch Kentucky
Go zero for the SEC
Cause I just want to see your fright
When losing on a Thursday night
What more can I do?
Baby all I hate this season is you
Oh all the lights are shining
So brightly everywhere
And the sound of schadenfreude fills the air
And everyone is singing
Upset alerts are pinging
Bowden won't you bring me the win I really need
Won't you upset Penn State for me
Oh I don't want a lot this season
This is all I'm asking for
I just want to see Appy State
Bangin' on that Big House door
Oh I just want to see you groan
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
Baby, all I hate this season is you
all I hate this season is you, Georgia
all I hate this season is you, Urban
all I hate this season is you, Dabo
all I hate this season is you, Saban
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