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THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL LIKES BIG PUNTS (FEATURING HERB HAND)

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LITTLE IN THE MIDDLE BUT HIS PUNTS AREN'T WACK

Greg Bartram-USA TODAY Sports

(bass drops in)

I like big PUNTS and I cannot lie
You other players can't deny
When a punter trots on at a medium pace

Deep in their own they startin
Call my punter a bigger jerk than Steve Martin
Oh baby, you can keep the flea flicker
I ain't no Y Stick-er
My homeboys tried to warn me
But a stiff crosswind makes punting thorny
So fellas (yeah!) Fellas (yeah!)
Does your team just need to punt (hell yeah!)

Ain't no touchbacks

So your offense can't gain nada
Passing game's got too much drama
And your running back's become persona non grata
My coffin corner don't want none
Unless it's at the one, son

So the fans say go for it on fourth
Well they're all wrong of course

So ladies if the punt is sound
And you wanna see that ball get downed
Dial 1-900-HANGITUP
And kick them nasty punts

Ain't no touchbacks