THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL LIKES BIG PUNTS (FEATURING HERB HAND)

(bass drops in)

I like big PUNTS and I cannot lie
You other players can't deny
When a punter trots on at a medium pace

@CoachHand @celebrityhottub With 4th down in your face you get hung, wanna pooch that punt cause you notice that safety will muff

— Telco (@TelcoAg) August 1, 2014

Deep in their own they startin
Call my punter a bigger jerk than Steve Martin
Oh baby, you can keep the flea flicker
I ain't no Y Stick-er
My homeboys tried to warn me
But a stiff crosswind makes punting thorny
So fellas (yeah!) Fellas (yeah!)
Does your team just need to punt (hell yeah!)

@celebrityhottub tell em shank it (shank it) shank it (shank it) shank that fourth and one

— Jason Kirk (@JasonKirkSBN) August 1, 2014

Ain't no touchbacks

So your offense can't gain nada
Passing game's got too much drama
And your running back's become persona non grata
My coffin corner don't want none
Unless it's at the one, son

.@CoachHand @celebrityhottub @JasonKirkSBN you can ban onsides and kickoffs, but please don't lost that punt

— Brett Hein (@bhein3) August 1, 2014

@celebrityhottub @JasonKirkSBN Some Coaches wanna play with TEMMMPO and tell ya that the punts ain't gold...

— Herb Hand (@CoachHand) August 1, 2014

@JasonKirkSBN @celebrityhottub So they toss it and heave it and run the zone and REEEAAAD it.

— Herb Hand (@CoachHand) August 1, 2014

So the fans say go for it on fourth
Well they're all wrong of course

@JasonKirkSBN @celebrityhottub Cause we're backed up deep and our throws are missin', so I'm thinkin' about kickin'.

— Dan (@DanoRodgers) August 1, 2014

So ladies if the punt is sound
And you wanna see that ball get downed
Dial 1-900-HANGITUP
And kick them nasty punts

Ain't no touchbacks

@JasonKirkSBN @celebrityhottub (Drops the mic&returns to practice planning for training camp) Little in the Middle but his punts aren't WACK

— Herb Hand (@CoachHand) August 1, 2014