MEANINGLESS FRIDAY POWER RANKING: REVOLUTIONS

Happy 4th of July! We're taking the day off, but before we do, please enjoy this highly scientific and incomplete power ranking of Revolutions. (NOTE: The below does not include uprisings, rebellions, or coups d'etat. Precision matters, people.)

1. American, The

2. Earth's orbit around the Sun

3. Prince's band

4. People Power, The

5. Haitan, The

6. Velvet, The

7. Tunisian, The

8. Young Turk, The

9. Industrial

10. Xinhai, The

11. Glorious, The (British edition)

12. Warner Revolution I

13. French, The

14. The Beatles song

15. New England's soccer team

16. October, The

17. That Matrix movie

18. This magazine about luxury watches

19. That NBC show

20. This Al Pacino movie