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THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL WANTS KIDS TO HAVE A SECURE FUTURE

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ALSO WE ARE VERY DUMB

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Ginuwine's comment on the above: "My daughter just came in should I be asking so questions !?????"

The answer is yes, Ginuwine, you should be asking questions - about her investment strategy! Young people today can't assume Social Security will be there when they retire, so it's important to start planning their future early. Here, let us help you with how to have this discussion.

(bass line drops)

I'm an investor
Looking at my options
Some funds are spread worldwide 
Some are specific to one sectorrrrr
Gotta protect my principal
And learn my contribution limits
Girl, I know you might scoff
But you don't want to get fooled by the next Madoff

You've got money
Let's teach you
About
Securities
Your assets
Are liquid
Come and
Make profits