SEC MEDIA DAYS, WILL MUSCAMP EDITION

Breakfast is at six. Mandatory workouts are also at six. Make it work. I'm not your momma you figure it out.

Here's your bunk.
"That's a fridge stacked on its side on top of another fridge."
Yup. Crisp up, junior.

Will Muschamp is up next at the SEC Media Days main stage. He will probably talk about his new summer camp for kids, Will Muscamp. Probably.

We're gonna have horseback riding. The horses won't want you to carry them but you gotta show the animal who's in charge.
"That's a capybara, coach."
Lift with your legs, not with your mouth.

"Will transportation be provided to and from Muscamp?"
Muscamp is conveniently located in Polk County, Florida. You can get here like everyone else does: by extradition or mule.

Muscamp is not insured because nothing's guaranteed in life and you'll have to work for everything including escaping the 20 foot deep ball pit.

Pretty sure Andre Debose is down there somewhere.

Canoeing is canceled this year. If the river wants to play us, it can travel to Muscamp.

Muscamp is for children aged 2-7. Once you're 8, you're a man.
"But what ab-"
That goes for girls, too.