1. Shanghaiing Sailors
2. Transportation of Water Hyacinths
3. Unauthorized use of words "Coast Guard"
4. Officer permitting escape
5. Violation of packed apples in barrels (the Flo Rida/T-Pain Act)
6. Farm loan bond fraud
7. Presenting false pretenses on the high seas
8. Alteration of wine labels
9. Using Army or Air Force as posse comitatus (see: Kansas vs. Gangbang)
10. Deposit of refuse, etc.; in Lake Michigan near Chicago (this is both euphemism and not)
11. Detaining a seaman's clothing (GO NAVY BEAT NOTRE DAME)
12. Unlawful importation of honeybees. THE SWEETEST STING.
13. Violation of NASA regulations.
14. Control of alien crewman. [probes sexily]
15. Mutilation of national bank obligations
16. Unlawful removal of beer
17. Mailing lottery tickets
18. Violation of Great Lakes Agreement
19. Fences destroyed; livestock entering (see United States v. Ralphie All Hopped Up On PCP)
20. Refusal of inspection and weighing services.