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OLE MISS RECLAIMS MULTIPLE CHAMPIONSHIPS

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A DISASTROUS CHARGE AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT A FUMBLE

OXFORD, MS (AP) ---- Sitting in a lawn chair in front of his apartment in Oxford, former Sig Ep brother Tucker McCrae of Ole Miss believes Auburn is doing the right thing by reclaiming national titles from the past.

He thinks Ole Miss should claim a few, too.

"Shiloh and Antietam. Those are the ones I want. We were clearly the better team that day, and several influential historians agree."

McCrae paused in thought, sipped a Bud Light in a coozie, and continued to his roommate, Delano "Del" Campbell of Franklin, TN.

"Probably should take Gettysburg, too. Sometimes the losing team actually played the better game, and Pickett's really just the dude who fumbled on the one."

McCrae, a fifth year junior at the University of Mississippi, is from Alpharetta, Georgia. He is currently unemployed and finishing his degree in business.