UNNECESSARY FRIDAY POWER RANKING: MOTOWN PLURAL NOUNS

Today, we provide the definitive ranking of plural nouns under the Motown aegis or a related label. "Lead Vocalist and The Somethings" or just "The Somethings" is what we're dealing with here. Please take careful note that this is no way, shape, or form a discussion of these groups from a musical perspective. It is only a list of which nouns sounds most badass.

And do not bring some non-Motown group into this. Rock is for people who can't dance all sexy.

1. The Dynamic Superiors

2. The Supremes

3. The Valadiers

4. The Commodores

5. The Vandellas

6. The Miracles

7. The Temptations

8. The Velvelettes

9. The Originals

10. The Spinners

11. The Andantes

12. The Marvelettes

13. The Four Tops

14. The Pointer Sisters

15. The Easybeats

16. The Pips

17. The Pretty Things

18. The Four Seasons

19. The Contours

20. The Messengers

21. The Monitors

22. The Elgins

23. The Cats