THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL AWAITS YOUR RSVP

You're Invited!

TO: A Casual Get-Together/Reunion/Cookout/We Will Destroy Everything You Love

WHEN: 7:00 Central Time - ???

WHERE: Our place, or yours, whichever you prefer. If it's your place, we'll make this a housewarming instead. In the arson sense of the word.

WHAT CAN I BRING: Knives, blunt weapons, rocks. And napkins, I guess.

RSVP BY: Whenever you get to thinking "gosh, I forget what it looks like behind the woodshed, I should really visit again."