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THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL PLAYS A GUESSING GAME

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LET'S PLAY A GUESSING GAME

Kirby Lee-USA TODAY Sports

Hmm.

  • Oxford, Mississippi
  • Pullman, Washington
  • Laramie, Wyoming
  • Baylor (new stadium)
  • An aircraft carrier parked in T. Boone Pickens' pool
  • Tree stand at Arkansas State
  • Navy* ( *Naval base in Crane, Indiana**)  (**Why does the Navy have a base in Crane, Indiana?)

  • My house, we've got cable and a big TV and stuff
  • Memphis, Tennessee
  • An invented village not extant before the broadcast called "Purdue"
  • Trevor Matich's Hobbit-themed sweat lodge
  • Duke, hosted by Dick Vitale
  • All three MAC Michigan schools at once, aka THE UNIMAC
  • Paul Finebaum's panic room
  • Inside Brady Hoke's inner ear in a tiny four man minisub sipping whiskey and listening to "Twistin' the Night Away"
  • The other side of Notre Dame. No, not there. Over there.
  • The Cleveland Browns
  • Bobby Petrino's sidecar
  • The Boast Guard Academy, the home of our nation's most secret and yet immodest service academy
  • The scene of No. 1 Mississippi State's shocking home loss to Arkansas
  • A safe, bombproof room located fifteen feet below Tiger Stadium in Baton Rouge, aka the Orgeron Love Suite