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Andrew Weber-USA TODAY Sports

Happy Friday, everyone! Holiday weekends are definitely the best, because you get to spend time with family and friends and enjoy delicious food. Food can be an unnecessarily controversial topic, for sure, but hopefully we can all agree that a meal eaten with the people you care about is what really matters. Me, I'm a hamburger man, especially when I can get to the butcher near me that does a blend of ground beef and ground bacon. Maybe you prefer hot dogs. Those are pretty good t-

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