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THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL: MAXIMUM SEC

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THANK YOU FOR BIRTHING THIS OUTSTANDING RUNNING BACK, MA'AM

"The town is so small both city limits signs are on the same pole." Lewis Grizzard going to Wrightsville, GA to thank Herschel Walker's momma on camera for bringing him into the world is some maximum SEC-ness exceeded only by Alabama mom at last year's Sugar Bowl. Think not? Behold the Walker's dog, casually introduced like he isn't the most stereotypically SEC dog to ever walk the earth.

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Yes, that's 50% pit bull, 50% mutant hippopotamus, and 100% love unless you're trying to get over the fence. Then, you diiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeee, because Georgia Dog doesn't keep those spots all liver-freckly fantastic beneath that thin coat without a little free protein in the diet. (HT: Andy.)