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EDSBS BOWL 2014 UPDATE: HALFWAY AND STILL GRINDIN'

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CORNELL. YOU MAY HAVE HEARD OF IT.

The EDSBS Bowl 2014 enters day four, and we stand at the halfway mark toward genuine pain and humiliation. It's slowed down a bit, so let's remind you that for $30,000 in donations, we could do something as thrilling as getting a Caillou tattoo on our body. It could even have an Alabama shirt on, and be pissing on an Auburn logo if you like. Well, it'd be trying to piss on an Auburn logo, but missing because it's Caillou, and he is awful at everything, and he'd just quit halfway and pee all over himself and cry.

But that's not the point, which is THAT COULD HAPPEN SO GIVE MORE MONEY FOR A BRILLIANT CAUSE FOR PEOPLE LIKE THIS.

The current top ten leaders by school are as follows:

1) UM - $5,426.84

2) Auburn - $ 1,336.51

3) LA Tech - $1,139.61

4) Cornell - $1,000

5) UGA - $962.30

6) Navy - $500

7) UCLA - $385.28

8) GA Tech - $347.19

9) Univ of Alabama - $332.13

10) Univ. of Nebraska - $300

That massive Cornell total is a single donation from yesterday, which we celebrate by remembering the exact words Cornell's President used to bar students from traveling to see a Michigan/Cornell football game in 1874.

There will be no better refusal of a football game ever. Good morning, and thank you for your continued support of RRISA and EDSBS.