#EDSBSBOWL2014 UPDATE: MICHIGAN LEADS, BUT AN AUBURN MAN DID A GOOD JOB

The results for day one of the EDSBS Bowl 2014 (#EDSBSBOWL14, if you're Twitterly inclined) are in, and...yes, Michigan is leading by like, a lot. These are the standings, minus one key donation hinted at in the video below.

1) Michigan - $3,244.78

2) UCLA - $385.28

3) U of Minnesota - $250 (one dude)

4) GT - $222 (also one dude)

5) UGA - $221.94 (as a triple Dawg, that really hurts)

6) Case Western - $182

7) Auburn - $147.22

8) OSU - $163.51

9) U of Houston - $100.06

10) NC State Univ. - $100.00/ U of Oregon - $100.00

This all excludes one donation from Auburn for the sum of $1,277.23, making the grand total somewhere just north of $7,000 for day one. This also means Auburn receives the tribute Vine of the day, which hurt oh so very much to even say out loud with our fleshy human lips.

[shivers, vomits] Thank you to the generous man from Auburn. You did a good job.

DONATE HERE. DONATE HERE. SERIOUSLY, DONATE HERE. It's all for refugee resettlement in the Clarkston, Georgia area, and if you raise $30K we'll do something absolutely horrible to ourselves in the name of charity. Yes, something worse than saying nice things about Auburn.