This is the greatest story in Notre Dame history that doesn't involve George O'Leary's resume or the time Brady Quinn's sister wore this terrible, terrible jersey.
From WSBT 22:
Officers responded to a burglar alarm at Therapeutic Indulgence on Jefferson Blvd. around 9:30 a.m.
When they arrived, they found 19-year-old Brian McCurren of Maineville, Ohio passed out in the kitchen on the second floor.
WSBT has confirmed McCurren attended the University of Notre Dame.
Officers say McCurren tried to make his way into the business late Saturday night or early Sunday. He tried several ways to break in, but ultimately used a 100-pound flower pot to break through the front door, according to police.
Once inside a breezeway, McCurren allegedly found a hammer and dug his way through the drywall into the main building.
The owner of the business, Sara ros Frazier, tells WSBT her employee arrived early Sunday morning and found the inside ransacked.
She says a fire extinguisher was sprayed inside four different rooms inside the building. Furniture and lamps were also broken.
Video? Oh yes, there's a video:
Blowing a .106 BAC the following morning? Responding to a question about whether or not he'd done any drugs with "I hope so?" It won't count for Fulmer Cup points but HERE COME THE IRISH, MOTHERFUCKERS!