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THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL HAS YOUR SACRIFICE

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WE WILL USE IT TO TAKE YOU HI-OH COME ON YOU ALREADY KNOW

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I'm not sure we have any hard and fast rules around here, other than the obvious ones that, when breached, lead to the banhammer. But if you were to try and codify Every Day Should Be Saturday, you'd want to include a section something like this:

1) In the event that Florida State does something non-football, non-crime related, like hosting College Gameday or changing the helmet logo, then:

a) Said event will be given a Scott Stapp treatment if possible, or

b) Said event will be given a Scott Stapp treatment anyways.

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(props to forever EDSBS bro Luke Zimmermann)