ESPN has cranked up the video lab to get you hyped for the SEC Network's arrival, and the results are pretty damn good. There's a promo for each team, but we want to highlight a few that really stood out to us.
Sandstorm, possibly (likely) unlicensed explosives, a big sign that says "COCKS" - you cannot deny that this is an accurate portrayal of nighttime in Columbia. Doesn't even have to involve football. Just night.
No highlights after the early 80s. That's REAL Georgia.
A little odd to use a song from Oklahoma, but if you consider it a dig at Bob Stoops then welcome to the shit-talking family, SEC Network!
If you imagine Mike is actually the one doing the rapping, it still makes total sense. Would be improved if the final shot was Les Miles in a bathing suit putting a beach chair down and reclining next to Mike in his pen.
"Hi, ESPN here. Do you all have sports?"
"Have what? Man, have a drink."