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TIM BREWSTER TRAVELS THE WORLD

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YOU CANNOT TAKE THIS MAN ANYWHERE

While on vacation in the Bahamas, Tim Brewster saw some woman - a stranger, mind you - wearing a Death Valley t-shirt and decided to take the opportunity to gloat. Is it possible this woman was wearing an LSU shirt or a polo associated with the national park in California? Probably, yes. This does not matter to Tim Brewster, who is all about 1. telling you loudly how awesome Florida State is and 2. telling you in an outdoor voice how awesome Florida State is.

Don't believe us? Here's what else Brewster's been up to on his trip.

"SAW A KID LOOKING AT A BROCHURE FOR ATHENS GREECE TOLD HIM IT'S JUST LIKE THE ONE IN AMERICA - ALL THE TROPHIES ARE HISTORIC ARTIFACTS"

(dx crotch chops Galapagos giant tortoise) "MILLIONS OF YEARS OF EVOLUTION AND WE STILL SHUT YOU OUT"

"GUY AT OUR TABLE ON THE CRUISE TOLD US HE'S A DEACON SO I INTERCEPTED EVERY THIRD BITE OF HIS FOOD LOL"

"KICKED A SINKHOLE TODAY JUST TO REMIND IT THAT NOLES > PITTS "

"VISITED THE HOUSE OF LORDS, STILL CAN'T BELIEVE DUKE THOUGHT THEY HAD A CHANCE"

"NEARLY GOT ARRESTED FOR DUMPING A BODY IN A SWAMP TODAY. WHERE'S THE CONSISTENCY, LAW ENFORCEMENT"

"I APOLOGIZE FOR INTERRUPTING THAT FUNERAL. I JUST WANTED TO SEE WHICH ONE OF VIRGINIA TECH'S SEASONS WAS IN THE COFFIN."