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IF YOU HAVE AN INSANE OPINION, PLEASE INQUIRE WITHIN

We think it's important at EDSBS for you to know this: if you have something you'd like to say about a player, or about the most deranged possible interpretation of a recent big college football story, we will print it.

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We will. If people will click on it, even if it makes no sense whatsoever, we will print it. How far will we go? We meant what we said here: we will just print it, and not even make you put your name on it like a responsible adult.

You can speculate about Mizzou having a secret society like the Ozark Illuminati, and we will print it without asking a single follow-up question. You can literally wonder out loud in a public but still comfortably anonymous space if the respect teammates paid one gay player and his desire to come out his way was A FORM OF CULT BEHAVIOR. Furthermore, you can do this in the SEC, a league filled with fanbases whose devotion to certain animals and symbols already borders on the occult.

We will print it. Inquire within. No ID required. Little scrutiny given.