Where ya goin' Mike? Oh, Lincoln, Nebraska. How long's a ride like that, Coach? Oh, it's about 1600 miles and change, if you believe this GPS. How long would that take ya, Coach? Who knows, but as long as I'm there before signing day I should be good.
Where you gonna sleep, Coach Riley? Not gonna. When I get tired, I'll just think about how it'd be better if I keep going. Won't your body just shut down, Coach? Son, I've coached in Corvallis without breaking into tears every day. If that hasn't done it by now, then nothing ever will.