I like this guy pic.twitter.com/5NFyok0YQu
— Brandon Borders (@Brandon_Borders) December 29, 2014
BEHOLD I HAVE AWOKEN FROM MY DECADES LONG SLUMBER
TRAPPED UNDER THE ICE AND AN ABANDONED CITY BUS I WAITED
LISTENING TO THE MUSIC OF THE SPHERES
AND ALSO SOME ALABAMA
(UPON THE ADVICE OF MY COUNSEL, I CANNOT COMMENT OF MY PENDING CRIMINAL CHARGE OF LOVE IN THE FIRST DEGREE)
AND NOW MY SLEEP IS AT AN END, FOR THE TENNESSEE VOLUNTEERS HAVE COME TO THE LIBERTY BOWL TO PL-
WHAT
BUT IT SAID ON TWITTER
NO I DIDN'T LOOK AT THE TICKETS
FUCK
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