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The Liberty Bowl, by Spencer Hall
Coach Dana woke up a-quakin'
When the Liberty Bowl Eers did be takin'
"My memory's not clear
but after seventy beers
Did I shoot that man in Memphis or Macon?"
The Russell Athletic Bowl, by Spencer Hall
Dabo and Bob have a thirst
In football manners they're versed
"In football you see
The rule always should be
Be polite, and lose the game first."
The Texas Bowl, by Ryan Nanni
The buttons
On the trousers and
The starched dress shirts
Shackles for flesh
Holding back the
Carved cliffs of
His muscle and
The gentle pillowy tide of
The other's beer gut
Texas Bowl? We want to win
At something else
Snapping chains
Jailbreaks
This is Bret Bielema's
Pants coup