OPEN THREAD: BOWLS DUCK COMMANDER AND PINSTRIPE

Ah, Yankee diehards and Duck Dynasty fans - two of the most accurate and reliable stereotypes for people from the New York tri-state area and the Deep South, respectively. You should never doubt these characterizations, for they have yet to be proven wrong in a single instance. See, look at this very official sign which decrees it so!

So take your pick. Ducks or Derek Jeter? They both have roughly the same defensive range. (This has fulfilled our baseball joke requirement for the month of December.)