BRADY HOKE IS FIRED: A SHORT POEM

Source has confirmed that Brady Hoke has been fired from post as #Michigan's head football coach. Team to be briefed during 3pm meeting

— Sam Webb (@SamWebb77) December 2, 2014

Goodbye, Brady Hoke. You were a coach.

Whom we had never heard of, and we'd heard of most.

Still you showed up, and were not RichRod,

Who's now WILDLY SUCCESSFUL, BECAUSE THERE IS NO GOD.

In your first year, you had Denard

Your game plan: "let's just let him do things, that doesn't sound hard."

Greg Mattison was your DC, and that was okay

He was better than GERG, that I can say

You won a Sugar Bowl (it was a weird game)

We thought, man, maybe things will remain the same

But no

That's not what went on to occur

Because Brady Hoke is.... not the best, we came to observe

He was confused by clocks and injuries and offense

And speaking and late-game situations and basic common sense

He nearly killed Devin Gardner, lost to Minnesota

And Iowa and fucking Notre Dame and fucking Ohio State as a coda

To a career that sucked at a university full of fans

Who get upset at bad Chicago-style citations, let alone losing to that Meyer man

So goodbye, Brady Hoke. You were probably nice.

Thursday's still pizza night for you, so have a good slice.