Source has confirmed that Brady Hoke has been fired from post as #Michigan's head football coach. Team to be briefed during 3pm meeting— Sam Webb (@SamWebb77) December 2, 2014
Goodbye, Brady Hoke. You were a coach.
Whom we had never heard of, and we'd heard of most.
Still you showed up, and were not RichRod,
Who's now WILDLY SUCCESSFUL, BECAUSE THERE IS NO GOD.
In your first year, you had Denard
Your game plan: "let's just let him do things, that doesn't sound hard."
Greg Mattison was your DC, and that was okay
He was better than GERG, that I can say
You won a Sugar Bowl (it was a weird game)
We thought, man, maybe things will remain the same
That's not what went on to occur
Because Brady Hoke is.... not the best, we came to observe
He was confused by clocks and injuries and offense
And speaking and late-game situations and basic common sense
He nearly killed Devin Gardner, lost to Minnesota
And Iowa and fucking Notre Dame and fucking Ohio State as a coda
To a career that sucked at a university full of fans
Who get upset at bad Chicago-style citations, let alone losing to that Meyer man
So goodbye, Brady Hoke. You were probably nice.
Thursday's still pizza night for you, so have a good slice.