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A FUN GAME THAT IS TOTALLY NOT FOR CHILDREN

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Remember that meeting Bo Pelini had with his players off-campus after he got fired? Turns out it involved some slightly adult language! So we're giving you the chance to identify which of these quotes from Pelini or from Joe Pesci in one of his many fine movie roles. (Answers at the bottom of course.)

1. "I'd rather fucking work at McDonald's than work with some of those guys. Not that there is anything bad about working at McDonald's."

2. "But there were times when I wasn't doing that, when I had to deal with all the other bullshit, let me tell ya, there were a lot of nights that I would just go home and sit on the bed and sit there and think, ‘What the fuck am I doing?' Is this worth it? I felt like it was taking years off my life."

3. "And guess what? I'll split your fuckin' head open again. 'Cause I'm fuckin' stupid. I don't give a fuck about jail. That's my business. That's what I do."

4. "Where the fuck do you get off talking to people about me behind my back, going over my head?"

5. "The guy, you guys saw him, the guy is a total pussy. I mean, he is, and he's a total cunt."

6. "Your mother sucks giant elephant dicks!"

7. "To have core values means you have to be about something, you have to represent something, you have to have something that is important to you. He is a fucking lawyer who makes policies."

8. "I asked you for a favor. I do a lot of fucking favors for you, don't I? I'm trying to bang this fucking broad, you wanna help me out!"

9. "And I don't know who the fuck you think you talkin to. But I'm not him, aight, slim? So watch what you do."

10. "I said, to do your job at this level, in a place like this, you gotta be a grown-ass fuckiing man...to lead something. I said you can't lead anything under a fucking rock."

Pelini: 1, 2, 5, 7, 10
Pesci: 3, 4, 6, 8
DMX: 9