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BARRY'S BACK

FROM SCONNIE RECORDS

By Ryan Nanni

Guess who's back
Back again
Barry's back
Back coachin'
Guess who's back
Guess who's back
Guess who's back
Guess who's back
Guess who's back

I created Wisconsin, but nobody wants to stay with the Badgers no more
They want money and better recruitin'
So I found a coach without even commutin'
A proven winner who knows about lootin'
The Big Ten's always been better suited
To offenses that don't fit other conferences
Schedule Massachusetts? Son, you know I will inquire
But I digress, we're talking bout a coaching hire
I had to find the perfect candidate who I'd never fire
Put all those resumes on this funeral pyre
As Athletic Director I cannot misfire
And grab someone who quits or tries to retire
But there's a man with a master plan
To win in Tampa or Afghanistan
Let me tell you sir, I assure you ma'am
The coach I've found is a real grand slam
So, stand up and yell, as I unveil
Our postseason captain as we set sail
And get ready, he really fills out a dress shirt
Middle fingers in the air, screaming "Fuck you, Bert!"

Now this seems like a bowl for me
So everybody, just follow me
I made an NFL prospect out of Jim Sorgi
Yes, the perfect interim coach is me