OPEN THREAD: THIRD SHIFT

Hello nonsense, my old friend
I've come to talk with you again
Ohio State's health was just fleeting
While all the cowbells are done beating
And the Seminoles barely win in every game
So they stay
Within the sound of chaos

The Gamecocks got whooped by Dabo
Turnovers are all the Irish know
Baylor's barely ahead of Texas Tech
Don't talk to Georgia bout the Rambling Wreck
And the Noles keep giving fans a real fright
Even tonight
Scared of the sound of chaos

Could Bama lose to Gus Malzahn?
Or will the Beavs beat Oregon?
Admittedly that last one is a stretch
But not impossible so please don't kvetch
While FSU someway, somehow keeps getting spared
And never snared
By the sound of chaos