1. Alabama. What You Cannot See Is Louder Than That You Can Taste.
2. Alabama. For Every Single Alabama There Is An Equal And Opposite Alabama.
3. Does A Dolphin Know It Is Not A Caesar Salad Or Does TCU
4. Baylor Because Time Isn't Real, Which Is The Subject Of My Song "Time Isn't Real." I Wrote That When I Was Six Last Week, And Also Yesterday
5. Does Oregon Have A Social Security Number
6. Unlearning Everything Is The Key To Learning And That's Why SMU Is Here
7. You Have Already Kissed Every Horse In The World #FSUTwitter
9. When You Eat A Fruit You Might Think You're Eating It, But It's Just Waiting To Eat You Way Down The Road When It's A Tree, And You're A Corpse. Kansas.
10. Notre Dame. The ball cannot cross the goal line, the goal line can only cross the ball.
*I Chose To Leave Out 8 Because I Turn It Sideways And Make My Possibilities Infinite