Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's playoff place
I was 'round when Gus Malzahn
Had his moment of karma paid
Made damn sure the center
Snapped his butt, and sealed their fate
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game
I stuck around in Jacksonville
When I saw it was a time for a laugh
Flipped the script on Muschamp and Richt
The Gators barely threw a pass
I watched you tank
From your Top Ten rank
While Ol' Ballcoach raged
And the Gamecocks stank
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah
I watched with glee
In Salt Lake City
When the Trojans fell
And Utes rushed the field
I shouted out,
"Who killed the Brothers Stoops?"
When after all
It was Bryce Petty
Let me please introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
Laid a trap for the Cardinal
Knocked them out before they reached Eugene
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game
Just as every Comm'dore's a Seminole
And all the Tide's a Wake
As heads is tails
Just call me Blue-cifer
Cause I'm deep in your playoff slate
So when you're meeting in your committee
Have some sympathy, and some taste
Use all your well-learned politesse
As I lay your polls to waste
Ooh yeah
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game
Get down
Woo, woo
Oh yeah, get on down
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