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THE ONLY AMUSING THING ABOUT FLORIDA-GEORGIA

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Florida-Georgia is going to be an abomination; it's cold and windy today in Jacksonville, which means Florida will be even more Florida than usual and the Dawgs will throw the ball maybe ten times total. Will Muschamp's not going to win, because Will Muschamp games have to have everything go just right to win and oh look this throw pillow is out of place now I can't sleep.

But, from a Florida fan's perspective, there is one (and only one) funny thing about this game: the segment of Georgia that's still convincing themselves somehow, someway, this isn't going to be a relatively easy win. You can only imagine the scenarios they're coming up with internally - Mike Bobo calls nothing but bubble screens that don't work! Florida runs back nine punts for touchdowns! Jeff Driskel is touched by the hand of the Lord himself and throws for a whopping 300 yards!

Your fears are imaginative but silly, Georgia fan. The answer to whether Florida wins today is so, so simple.