OPEN THREAD: OH WHATFUCKINGEVER

I intentionally watched zero minutes of Florida-Tennessee. And yet it is still the dumbest, worst, stupidest football game I have ever experienced. You are transcending the five senses themselves, Will Muschamp. At this rate, I'll need to be placed in a medically-induced coma for the Georgia game.

This is an open thread, or something. Whatever. Nothing is real.