SPENCER HALL (ATLANTA): Florida at Tennessee (because stupid), Bama at Ole Miss, Baylor at Texas, DVRing Stanford at Notre Dame so I can fast forward and make Stanford's offense look normal speed, LSU at Auburn, Nebraska at Michigan State, and Cal at Washington State because I don't give a fuck and neither does that game.
JANE COASTON (D.C.): A&M-Mississippi State, Stanford-Notre Dame, and My Search For Meaning-The Void.
RYAN NANNI (NEW YORK CITY): Swaggies-HashtagClanga, Bama-Ole Miss, Oklahoma-TCU, Trees-Rees(R.I.P.), LSU-Auburn, Miami-Paul Johnson's Roving Horde Of Assassins That Only Use Rubber Bands, Bo Pelini's Anger-Mark Dantonio's Lack Of Human Emotion. Fuck staying up late for another Pac-12 referee-in-training session.
SHERIFF RICHARD RODRIGUEZ: Roaming the West, killing what needs to be killed and sometimes a little extra. For the children, of course.