OPEN THREAD: SECOND SHIFT

Daily Beacon sports editor Paul @finebaum, lookin' great in '78. pic.twitter.com/pHcEQCmjPP

— The War Eagle Reader (@wareaglereader) October 25, 2014

Looking at this photo, is Paul Finebaum:

a) a murderous photo booth worker in a made-for-TV movie from 1991

b) an Eastern Bloc clockmaker who secretly deals in explosives

c) a hotel manager who spends his Fridays playing rhythm guitar in a Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark cover band

d) all of the above

Don't actually answer this question. Just recoil in silent horror. The past was AWFUL.