Looking at this photo, is Paul Finebaum:
a) a murderous photo booth worker in a made-for-TV movie from 1991
b) an Eastern Bloc clockmaker who secretly deals in explosives
c) a hotel manager who spends his Fridays playing rhythm guitar in a Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark cover band
d) all of the above
Don't actually answer this question. Just recoil in silent horror. The past was AWFUL.