The beautiful chaos of Week 6 brought to mind another gorgeous and fundamentally mismanaged place: Italy. For Week 7, we're previewing the games by pairing them with actual Italian news headlines from the past few weeks. Because Italy is just Florida with better food.
Hmm. That sounds like Florida State at Syracuse, because like Syracuse in the Carrier Dome it's a noisy pissing no one wants to hear.
A large arts organization suddenly falling into disarray after a sudden foreclosure. Shit, yeah, that's Penn State at Michigan.
A man driving poorly and demanding new officiating from outside the conference? That's Toledo-Iowa State.
A bunch of cows relied on to power anything is so clearly Bret Bielema Airlines: Where any landing is a good landing.
Has to be Oklahoma State at Kansas.
Dana Holgorsen's got a mitre with the AC/DC logo on it and easily doubles the Holy See's nicotine consumption. West Virginia-Texas Tech.
This is actually in Florida's playbook and will go for a loss of eight yards against LSU. It is also a play Les Miles came up with; somehow, when he runs it, it turns into an easy touchdown for the Tigers.
"I know," said Al Golden, leaving the field after Miami loses to Cincinnati tomorrow. "Believe me, I know."
USC at Arizona. These freaking Pac-12 refs are out of control.
DAMMIT DOCTOR BO WE TOLD YOU TO COOL IT WITH THAT.