RON PRINCE, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW

OMG OMG OMG OMG---

We were so excited there for a minute--a Renaissance man is beheld!---but like many things on the internet, it's too good to be true, and is a typo. Tuscaloosa attorney Bob Prince is Ms. Saban's attorney, and he didn't earn the "Master Bencher" title just to have you confuse him with a journeyman coach currently preparing to ride the Jim Caldwell train all the way to conference participation trophies.

Still, one can dream. One MUST dream:

Prince (Bob) is making a fantastic legal argument, however, and one in keeping with The Process and all it preaches. Kristin Saban did not start the fight with plaintiff Sarah Grimes, per Prince.

"There is no question that [Saban] did not assault the plaintiff," Prince said. "What you’re left with is this: You’ve got a drunk assaulter who gets in a fight, loses the fight and sues, and she didn't sue just anybody."

Thaaaaaaaat's right: she made her ass quit. SHE MADE HER ASS QUIT, NICK. #RollTide