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GEORGE O'LEARY IS A SPLENDID PARTNER

Joe Robbins

If Nick Saban has one, everyone has one.

Bret Bielema: Skanking

Bill Snyder: The Grizzly Bear, the dance that got Woodrow Wilson's inaugural ball cancelled! Bill did it that night at a gin joint with a dandy damsel from Des Moines anyway!

Art Briles: David Byrne's "Twitching As Fast As I Can" thing.

Dana Holgorsen: Daggering (see: "Country Roads (Major Lazer Megamix)"

Lou Holtz: This, while listening to Reel to Real's "Move It."

Steve Spurrier: with your mother, and she liked it

Jimbo Fisher: the name of the dance has been long forgotten, but now you're married to him so really you have better things to worry about.

Rich Rodriguez: The Dad-Driving-By-Himself-Banging-Out-The-Bass-Tab-To-25-Or-6-To-4-On-The-Steering-Wheel

Bob Davie: the A-Town Stomp, but only because he spilled maple syrup all over the floor and dangit now we got ants everywhere go get the hose

Bo Pelini: a uniquely disturbing fan dance

Al Golden: Straight Chippenedales lust-prancing

Tim Beckman: Da Dip

George O'Leary: hits you with a length of rubber tubing in perfect 3/4 time.

Brady Hoke: Krumping

Urban Meyer: On your grave, to whatever music you hated most.

Kirk Ferentz: The Huell Flop

Hugh Freeze: A mean Crip Walk

Dabo Swinney: Cloggin'

Mark Dantonio: When his players aren't looking? A heartrending tango performed with his dance partner of three decades and close personal friend Hoda Kotb

PJ Fleck: ROW

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Bobby Petrino: The Motorcycle

SPECIAL NFL CAMEO! Rob Ryan: This.

ALREADY TAKEN! The worm, by the usual suspects.