It's 10 PM EST as I'm typing this, and the only Pac-12 game that's gone final is Colorado-Oregon State. We've still yet to see Stanford, Oregon, Arizona State, Cal, and Washington State play, because some genius decided to have them all kick off late.
Look, I know you think sometimes you're unfairly maligned, Pac-12. And maybe you don't get all the credit you deserve. I also understand that you're a West Coast conference and that means not every game is going to accommodate me, the eager East Coast viewer.
BUT GODDAMN YOU'RE SETTING THIS UP SO I ALMOST DEFINITELY HAVE TO STAY UP LATE FOR ONE OF THESE GAMES AND THIS BLOGGER NEEDS HIS BEAUTY SLEEP TO LOOK FABULOUS, LARRY SCOTT.
(Shut up. I have a handsome personality.)
This is your late shift open thread. Put on some coffee because we're probably going to be here a while.