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Top 25 in passing yards per game.
Top 20 in rushing yards per game.
A top 30 rushing defense. And a passing defense that's, um, well, it's there. It definitely exists.
Victories over the Big Ten, MAC, and Ohio Valley Conference.
This is Missouri football. Arkansas State is all that stands between them and 4-0. That rumble on the horizon? It's the Tigers, charging towards FOOTBALL IMMORTALITY.
This is your third open shift, and we are totally full of shit. Ignore us like you always do.