OPEN THREAD, FIRST SHIFT

Seems like just yesterday
You were a part of me
I used to stand so tall
I used to be so strong
Edit segments late at night
Heartwarming stories, never trite
Reporting just like nothing could go wrong

Now I'm not dressed
Wardrobe's a mess
I'm barely hanging onnnnnnn

HERE I AM
ONCE AGAIN
MY PANTS ARE IN PIECES
CAN'T DENY IT
WON'T PRETEND
JUST TURN TO CAMERA ONE
BROKEN UP
DEEP INSIDE
BUT YOU WON'T GET TO SEE RINALDI CRY
BEHIND THESE PALE THIGHS

This is your first open thread. We are sorry for the earworm. (No, we're not.)