EDSBSGPS: WHERE T'INTERNET AT, WEEK 5

SPENCER HALL (AUSTIN): South Carolina at UCF, half an eye on Oklahoma State at WVU, LSU at Georgia, OK at ND, Ole Miss at Alabama, Florida at Kentucky, and USC/ASU mixed with Cal/Oregon late night.

THE INDEFATIGABLE BUNKIE PERKINS (FAYETTEVILLE): Attending Texas A&M/Arkansas, in hopes of seeing Bret Bielema play 11 tight ends on defense to try and stop Johnny Manziel.

RUN HOME JACK (NEW YORK): South Carolina-UCF, LSU-UGA, Iowa-Minnesota, Ole Miss-Alabama, Arizona-Washington, Florida-Kentucky, Wisconsin-Ohio State, The Pac 12 Late Night Triple Lovefest.

DIKEMBE MUTOMBO (ALSO NEW YORK): Practicing sound diplomacy and REJECTING THE HELL OUT OF YOUR U.N. RESOLUTIONS, FRANCE NO NO NO.