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OPEN THREAD, GREATEST SHIFT

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SPIKE BLOOD FOR THE SPIKE GOD

Mary Langenfeld-US PRESSWIRE

GOOD HEAVENS THAT'S DELICIOUSLY AWFUL.

This is your third open shift. Maybe you've never taken a snap in your life. Maybe you've never played a sport. Maybe you're confined to a bed, waiting for Kathy Bates to come back and re-break your legs.

The point is, you're still better than Andrew Maxwell. Go out there and achieve, you champion, you!